thequeenstons:

"I tried not to reblog this I swear"

Yeah well you fucking failed. how does it feel to be a fucking failure you piece of shit

(Source: foxdear)

yourinnerdemons:

white-icing:

raise your hand if you have so many ideas that you’re not talented enough for

image

jiyongs-g-thong:

wheres the customize button for my face

the-messy-brain-of-mine:

certifiedturtle:

alyssaannfrank:

lovelynobody00:

I wish i actually wore the fashion taste i have

I wish I could afford the fashion taste I have

I wish I had the body for the fashion taste I have

all of the above

(Source: bumbleshark)

guy:

wow i like u *double taps u like an instagram post*

(Source: guy)

vvierd:

live. <3 laugh <3 murder

percypan:

THIS GUY JUST ASKED ME WHAT MY NAME WAS AND I DIDNT UNDERSTAND WHAT HE SAID SO I SAID 4:45

okay who has a crush on me fess up 

bewbin:

ewprincess:

bewbin:

What has two thumbs and three arms

what

I don’t know

donovanluver1965:

*blows kiss up to the sky (for the aliens)*

(Source: changesbyblacksabbath)


(Source: heyitsodette)

My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
  • BFF: Grandmother I need to talk to you
  • Grandma: [concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
  • BFF: No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
  • Grandma: What?
  • BFF: I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
  • Grandma: [relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.